Sunday, April 26, 2009

Last Loo Update Ever

Our loo is working like a dream.
No smell, no flies.
Clever Charles.
I sense the potential for a patent.
I have finally put on a proper corrugated roof, and added a vent (I used a piece of standard 100mm diameter plastic drain pipe, which has one end in the business end of things, and the other sticking up above the roof slightly.
The top is covered to keep visiting flies out, and resident flies in (they die at the top of the pipe, trying to get out into the light)
I covered this with a piece of mosquito net that I cut quietly from a corner of her Barbie Princess mosquito net that has butterflies Velcro’d to the sides)
Anyway, all systems go her.
Good job all round.



View from the loo

Imagine the life of a fly born at the bottom of my pit latrine.
Once you have got over the poetic beauty and ingeniousness of the design, you have a quick feed (yum), perhaps copulate, lay a few eggs, and then, while regurgitating and sucking up more food, glancing up you a misty white light. You fly up and up, and up further still until you get to the source. The glorious warm golden sunshine. Fields of fresh cow manure await your pleasure.
But you are stuck behind some mosquito net, and after two days of trying to get out, the last thing your tiny little brain registers, is that you have been foiled by a master.

2 comments:

  1. Yipeee! How nice to see new pictures and recieve so much news!It made my day,coming in to the office on Monday, when everyone else was at home(public holidy,again!) & having the computer all to myself to absorb all this stuff! I amabit worried about "Gerald, the prince, and his 3 fingers...." Skye and Mila, are coming along in leaps and bounds, well done to the teachers.Sonja, great news about your clinics, library(?)and schools. Charles, when do you expect the first lemon grass harvest? Well you all enjoy yourselves,keep capturing rain water....there's lots coming your way. Most of all, enjoy having the folks to visit for the next few days....I hope they bring eggs and pre-cooked chickens to feast on, and leave you lots of wine! Bye for now, M-L M and T xxx

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  2. Really excellent stuff, you chaps. I really enjoyed reading it all, you brave, brave people. Very funny too. You make it sound so enjoyable but it must be damn hard.

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